It’s that time of year again. People are in a shopping frenzy, kids are trying to get their act together or hide report cards until after they open their gifts. Me, I’m just running around being naughty and showing My ass. As usual.
It’s no secret I have My love/hate relationship with holidays and religion. I hate the traditions and stress but love the food and gifts (don’t judge Me.) This year I’ve decided to save Myself the stress and trouble and for the first time, didn’t put up a tree, send out Christmas card or by gifts for people I don’t like. I mean, family. This year I’m a rebel lol. But I still want My gifts though.
Being a rebel doesn’t stop me from being spoiled hahaha. I have a My normal wish list online. I didn’t do a special holiday list this year but there are a few things on My list that I would love to get this month for the holiday.
Each item above would greatly improve My life right away. Also on the top of My list in a new laptop. if you want to get Me any of the things shown above you don’t have to worry about looking for where to get them. All you have to do is purchase them directly off My wish list and Amazon will ship them directly to Me.
I know I know, I’m totally naughty to be fucking Myself with this long, hard candy cane. You wish it were you, don’t you? I know. There are a few of My “Naughty Mrs. Claus” videos on My pornhub page but they are short snippets like this one. You can see the full video by downloading it from clips4sale or joining My membership area where you can watch over 350 videos all you like for LESS THAN $15.00 a month.